wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

(via whydontyoudoityourself)

(Source: supermarketqueen, via shittyexgirlfriend)

blue-eyes-lavender-skies:

lord-butttouch:

Oh my god

so casually placed

(Source: l1ar, via estefanie-gee)

(Source: soldierofsolitude, via tearaway-underneath-my-tearaway)

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via burningbra)

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

(via maddzmadness)